Thursday, September 07, 2006

beware of the triad...

lau luk fai - dragon master of the wo sin wo triad ...
lee sau ming - senior soldier of the triad...
and fei raymond - james bond ... the 'leng' of the triad...

in the faraway land named the harbour of fragrant waters, there was a restaurant owner who was in the district of the nine dragons in a casino...lo and behold, his fortune and his life were threatened...they leered at him, gold tooth flashing. and then, they told him in no uncertain terms, if he did not pay protection money, his staff would be 'chopped' and his restaurant burned down.

and today, justice demands that these blackmailers...be given bail.

(we really wanted to do this in cantonese, trust us. but we cracked, and did it in the ghost people's tongue ... :P)

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