This is taken from a collection of weird, wonderful, bizarre and simply amusing quotes i have collected from the many people i have encountered along my journey in life...
a first in many. no names mentioned. you can hazard guesses, but i m not telling. that's part of the fun.
Gratuitious sex is always good.
(when is sex never gratuitious? any ideas?)
AFK? Does that stand for 'After F**king'?
(Actually, it stands for 'Away From Keyboard', but this does sound like a more colourful turn of phrase...)
A person's sex life is regulated by hormones. these hormones are mostly composed of steroids. and steroids are made up of lipids and as you know, lipids are fats. therefore, fat people more horny...
(i ll be the first in line to watch the Discovery Channel documentary verifying the scientific accuracy of this reasoning/ to read the latest research proving the veracity of this statement. til then, it's still open to debate ... :P)
Reports indicate fewer women are getting married nowadays. this is because they think : why have the whole pig when all you want is the sausage?
(Spot on, yeah, why have the whole pig indeed? less fuss in the end. oink! oink! grunt!)
sex and bananas and chocolate...feel good essentials for life.
(wanna know, anyone out there allergic to sex?)
sex is like cookery. People are endlessly interested in it. They pore over books filled with complicated recipes and full-colour illustrations. Sometimes, when they're really hungry, they create vast banquets in the imagination. But at the end of the day, they'll settle for a plate of egg and chips. If it's nicely done and maybe has a slice of tomato.
(trust me on this one, food and sex are inseparable...and all cooks should have a recipe book equivalent of the kama sutra)
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